Natural Alarm Clock

My body clock is so screwed up. It never fails that I have to get up to pee 30 minutes before my alarm goes off. I thought it was just a natural 5:30am thing, but lo and behold this morning I awoke to my urging bladder at 4:30am. Now, when I realized it was only 4:30, I thought, sweet, I get another hour and a half. Only when I was walking back to the bedroom did I remember I had to get up at 5 so I could be at work early for a meeting! Damn bladder!

This really puts a damper in my mornings. I'm just saying!